tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55994614277774291282011-10-04T22:06:52.282-07:00ChewMousenoreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5599461427777429128.post-77904890805520791862008-01-26T12:00:00.000-08:002009-04-17T00:09:21.731-07:001. The gauze on the mummy was hanging loose on the catalog cover.<br /><br />2. Hidden camera caught me changing door name plates of Director and Head of Maintenance.<br /><br />3. Told a patient, "Well, we're all gonna die, maybe you'll just die <span style="font-style: italic;">sooner </span>is all."<br /><br />4. Wore pajamas on "casual day" just for the heck of it.<br /><br />5. Took two cases of beer to the potluck lunch.<br /><br />6. Accused a student of cheating "just because" she had the answers written all over her arms, the desk and her shoes and she had a copy of the test with the answers filled in already. This was discriminatory.<br /><br />7. Mentioned that I saw my boss drunk as a skunk at a local bar.<br /><br />8. Two words: wrong insulin.<br /><br />9. Filled the coffee maker with salt because I was sick of making coffee for everyone.<br /><br />10. Told the attorney that in this case, the patient and her family were absolutely correct.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: right;"><a href="http://chewmouse-listmaniac.blogspot.com/"><img style="width: 89px; height: 73px;" src="http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z60/palacepuppy/Icons/mainindex.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><a href="http://listmania40.blogspot.com/"><img src="http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z60/palacepuppy/Backgrounds%20I%20LIKE/thearrow.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><table><br /><tbody></tbody></table><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5599461427777429128-7790489080552079186?l=listmania39.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ChewMousenoreply@blogger.com0